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So the new fad on YouTube to video about s*** people say: runners, nobody, people say in LA, people say on Facebook, cyclists say and that isn't even the tip of the iceberg. There are so many and most of them are pretty funny.
However there is no s*** pole vaulters say video. That is not okay. Therefore I have taken it a upon myself to make one, but I need some input from the PVP community. So, what is some s*** pole vaulters say?

''its too windy'', 'do we have to run a sprinting workout?'' ''i almost cleared it'' ''i can see my house from up here'

That is my PR at practice

Am I under?

catch my step.
standards back??
WATCH THE RUNWAY!!!
should i go up a pole?

"I cleared it with a bungee bar."

Count my step
It's harder than it looks
It's the pole
The mat is hot (I'm from Texas)

hahaha all of these are true.

"My PR should be _____, not ____"
"I can clear it at practice"
"The crossbar messes me up"
"I was way over that, but i still didn't clear it"

Have you made the video yet I would like to see it

"That's what she said"

How has this not been posted yet? lol. probably don't make it through a practice without hearing it at least once!

how has no one posted this gem yet:
"my steps are off"

some others -
"it's too cold out. Pole won't bend"
"was it my chest or my hips?"
"how was my plant/rock back/ extenstion?"