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Shorty220
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pv jokes

Unread postby Shorty220 » Sun Aug 17, 2003 2:12 pm

alright guys, give me your best pv jokes. they can b from anything like those 10 reasons to date a polevaulter type things. :P

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Bruce Caldwell
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Expertise: It is all about Pole Vaulting. I even catch the competitors poles!
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ok I know this is a terrible joke

Unread postby Bruce Caldwell » Tue Aug 19, 2003 9:04 am

It was a terrble joke and my Wife bargainbonnie said to deleted it

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Bruce Caldwell
PV Enthusiast
Posts: 1783
Joined: Thu Feb 27, 2003 3:19 pm
Expertise: It is all about Pole Vaulting. I even catch the competitors poles!
Lifetime Best: 15'8"
Favorite Vaulter: Kjell Issakson, Jan Johnson
Location: DFW TEXAS
Contact:

Flexing the pole in the BOX

Unread postby Bruce Caldwell » Fri Sep 26, 2003 12:24 pm

Flexing the pole in the BOX

Once when I was the owner of FiberSport INC. IN Kansas City MO.

I got a call from a school asking if you really had people flexing the pole in the box.
The girl on the other line was a coaches assitant and was very curioius and serious.
After telling her why it is not good to flex the pole in the box she said
"thanks as she just could not believe that anyone would flex the pole before removing it from the box it was shipped in!!!!"

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achtungpv
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Unread postby achtungpv » Fri Sep 26, 2003 6:18 pm

At the '96 Olympics I saw a guy carrying a long bag. I said, "Are you a pole vaulter?". He replied, "No, I'm German. How'd you know my name's Walter?"

HA, HA, HA. Stupid.
"You have some interesting coaching theories that seem to have little potential."


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