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Unread postby LHSpolevault » Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:56 pm

My friend came up with this one:

Save a horse, ride a pole; save pole, ride vaulter.

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Unread postby flyingfox21 » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:09 pm

saw this somewhere:

getting high on weed: $20

getting high on coke: $25
getting high on a pole: priceless
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Unread postby LHSpolevault » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:37 pm

lol that's a good one.
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Unread postby PVgoalie101 » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:44 am

the ride the vaulter one is awesome...too bad my coach would shoot me if i tried to put it on a t-shirt :devil:
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Unread postby RoosterPV25 » Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:54 pm

"Getting high is my anti-drug"

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Unread postby ACvault » Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:31 pm

Two words

"DARTH VAULTER"

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Unread postby polevaultspaz » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:24 pm

That Darth Vaulter one's a good one!
as long as we're on the movie theme, what about

"E.T. Vault Home"

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Unread postby ACvault » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:46 am

thanks, i just made my own w/ a black t shirt and some of those sticky letters

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Unread postby Scott Go Pre » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:37 pm

these are a few that I've thought of over the years, and some I got from other sources (that's right, I wrote them down).

"Exceed all standards"
"Citius Fortius Altius" (it is latin for faster, stronger, higher)
"The only sport where a guy named Yoo Suk doesn't"
"Get Bent"
"Don't act like you're not impressed" (and a vaulter is holding the pole in just the right position)
"Grip it, rip it, swing it, turn it, pull it, push it, clear it, finish! Repeat!"
(for the females) "4.20 means I'm getting high!"
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Unread postby LHSpolevault » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:14 am

Scott Go Pre wrote:these are a few that I've thought of over the years, and some I got from other sources (that's right, I wrote them down).

"Exceed all standards"
"Citius Fortius Altius" (it is latin for faster, stronger, higher)
"The only sport where a guy named Yoo Suk doesn't"
"Get Bent"
"Don't act like you're not impressed" (and a vaulter is holding the pole in just the right position)"Grip it, rip it, swing it, turn it, pull it, push it, clear it, finish! Repeat!"
(for the females) "4.20 means I'm getting high!"


that would make for a nice t-shirt lol.

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Unread postby Scott Go Pre » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:20 pm

LHSpolevault wrote:that would make for a nice t-shirt lol.


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Unread postby distancejumper » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:51 am

sploit wrote:"We get high on fiberglass."


my team would use that one, only there are a lot of morons at our school that would try to smoke fiberglass and end up in the hospital :P


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