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Unread postby AVC Coach » Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:22 pm

You guys are making me feel bad. I have to drive 40 miles in any direction from my house just for my Garmen GPS Navigation system to pick me up, which lends itself to another redneck joke.

This thread reminds me of the old PACE Pecante Sauce commercials. I say if you're a redneck, your chances of jumping high are increased cause there aint nothin else to do but vault!
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Unread postby souleman » Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:46 pm

If during the 30 or so years that were "vaultless" you discovered that 1550 Black Cat made for an excellent Christmas light puter uper.
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Unread postby 2-15-46 » Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:55 am

if you have a 1967 red Thermoflex pole hanging in your living room!!!!
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Unread postby theczar » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:23 pm

achtungpv wrote:If you own and have competed in either Texas state flag or Confederate flag shorts.


lol...my favorite lucky vaulting socks are texas flags!
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Unread postby achtungpv » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:25 pm

theczar wrote:
achtungpv wrote:If you own and have competed in either Texas state flag or Confederate flag shorts.


lol...my favorite lucky vaulting socks are texas flags!


That qualifies, redneck.
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Unread postby theczar » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:17 pm

achtungpv wrote:
theczar wrote:
achtungpv wrote:If you own and have competed in either Texas state flag or Confederate flag shorts.


lol...my favorite lucky vaulting socks are texas flags!


That qualifies, redneck.



I'm not fixin' to deny it! :D
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Unread postby txpolevaulter_k25 » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:50 am

haha an awesome top pad would be a big confederate flag lol, they should start manufacturing ;)
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Unread postby powerplant42 » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:49 pm

If you're vault club has 'Confederate' anywhere in the name.
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Unread postby achtungpv » Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:42 pm

If your coach ever yelled "Git-r-done" before one of your jumps.

If you don't see anything inherently wrong with having a Confederate flag printed on your pit's top pad.

If you've wondered if you've got enough money to buy Michael Vick's dog fighting business from him.

If your parents ever got so excited at one of your meets your momma started speaking in tongues and your daddy felt the need to testify.

If you ever thought, "If I clear this bar, I'll be as happy as a heifer in a patch of red clover."
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Unread postby pvgrl09 » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:31 am

hahah. . . poor morry!!! but what can i say, sammy did float down the river one day to come to practice.

its ok though, we love you anyway!!!!
and i'm not gonna lie that favorite quote of mine is kinda redneck!!!!!
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Unread postby Tim McMichael » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:00 am

If after a particularly good jump your coach yells, "You heated that one up like a day old biscuit!"
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Unread postby tmilhon » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:15 pm

tim i have heard you say that a million times
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